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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Trouble in Taco Town

So over the past week I have read three separate articles concerning strange crimes committed at three different Taco Bells nationwide. It's quite the coincidence, and also made me think twice before rushing out to satisfy my mystery meat craving.
The first story is about a man who handcuffs himself to coworker in a last ditch attempt to get her to date him. When she (obviously) started freaking out and screaming for help he uncuffed her and drove home, only to be arrested there an hour or so later
The second story is about a drive thru person who forgot to put hot sauce in with one mans order. So what did the customer do? He went back, with a shotgun, and demanded that the employee correct the mistake. He also was arrested.
And the last story is about a guy who called 911 while at Taco Bell. When asked what the emergency was the man explained that the employees wouldn't serve him at the drive thru because he wasn't in a car. When asked why he wasn't in a car the man replied that he was too drunk to drive. He was also arrested and charged with misusing the 911 emergency system.
And there you have it. I tell you, strange things are afoot at Taco Bell...strange things indeed.

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