Stud Muffin Defined

Stud Muffin: stud·muf·fin [ stúd mùffin ] (plural stud·muf·fins) A category of male attractiveness where stud refers to the anatomical equivalence in stature and form (often exaggerated) of the male reproductive apparatus to that of the Equus genus (See: "hung like a horse"), which implies a higher than average sperm count and a lower than average chance of unsightly offspring. And where muffin is utilized as a metaphore for the (generally erroneous) belief held by females that the stud can be persuaded, primarily through sex, into culinary domestication, foot massages and discussions of personal feelings.